http://thebroadsside.com/2009/12/31/why-new-years-eve-sucks/ The Opinion You Didn't Realize You Asked For Sun, 08 Jan 2012 21:05:49 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ http://thebroadsside.com/2009/12/31/why-new-years-eve-sucks/#comment-287 Wed, 12 Jan 2011 00:36:24 +0000 http://thebroadsside.com/?p=178#comment-287 “There was a bearded lady, two midgets, a KKK member and a mule” … I loved it. Surreal. It sounds like a scene out of Dylan’s “Ballad of a Thin Man” (“… and you KNOW something is happening here, but you don’t know what it is… do you, Mister Jones?”). It sucks being the third wheel at a dive bar, one of those places that doesn’t have a scene and attracts every lame who isn’t welcome anywhere else, especially on New Year’s, a night you have especially high hopes for a good time. I’ll have to share my story about meeting a match.com date for the first time at an exact such place (of her choosing), on New Year’s Eve, 2007-08. Very funny! The last time I broke my record for Jaeger consumption was a few years ago at Bottom’s Up. I remember stumbling home, seeing triple, back to my place in Lakewood! I’ll drink absinthe, but stay away from the Jaeger now! Well, you’ve got future bail money out of it anyhow. Excellent commentary, Jen!

]]> http://thebroadsside.com/2009/12/31/why-new-years-eve-sucks/#comment-280 Sat, 01 Jan 2011 20:25:29 +0000 http://thebroadsside.com/?p=178#comment-280 ROTFL Love IT!! I’ve only recently discovered your blog and I must say I’ve loved every word I’ve read so far. Wish you all the best and continued great writing in 2011!!

]]> http://thebroadsside.com/2009/12/31/why-new-years-eve-sucks/#comment-142 Sat, 02 Jan 2010 16:46:41 +0000 http://thebroadsside.com/?p=178#comment-142 I should have known better to read this latest post in the morning after two cups of coffee. Now that I’ve pissed myself from laughing so hard, all I can say is, wow! Is the bar scene that heinous these days? That’s probably why all the nice or descent guys stay way from them too….all the douches that constantly remind us of why genetic engineering is such a growing field.

]]> http://thebroadsside.com/2009/12/31/why-new-years-eve-sucks/#comment-141 Sat, 02 Jan 2010 14:00:46 +0000 http://thebroadsside.com/?p=178#comment-141 Nice one Jen. Happy New Year Girl!

]]> http://thebroadsside.com/2009/12/31/why-new-years-eve-sucks/#comment-140 Fri, 01 Jan 2010 19:18:15 +0000 http://thebroadsside.com/?p=178#comment-140 Happy New Year Jenitals, just be thankful that its not me ear-raping u this year! Love ya!

]]> http://thebroadsside.com/2009/12/31/why-new-years-eve-sucks/#comment-139 Fri, 01 Jan 2010 17:19:55 +0000 http://thebroadsside.com/?p=178#comment-139 love it ….

]]> http://thebroadsside.com/2009/12/31/why-new-years-eve-sucks/#comment-138 Fri, 01 Jan 2010 16:40:30 +0000 http://thebroadsside.com/?p=178#comment-138 Thanks guys! Happy New Year to you as well. I’m always in need of a good DD!

]]> http://thebroadsside.com/2009/12/31/why-new-years-eve-sucks/#comment-137 Fri, 01 Jan 2010 05:30:48 +0000 http://thebroadsside.com/?p=178#comment-137 just wanted to wish you a happy new year and thank you for the laughter your
writings always bring me!god i wish you lived in syracuse!! LOL TAKE CARE

]]> http://thebroadsside.com/2009/12/31/why-new-years-eve-sucks/#comment-136 Fri, 01 Jan 2010 04:25:22 +0000 http://thebroadsside.com/?p=178#comment-136 I don’t drink so I could be your DD, no need for a taxi.

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