Today is Saturday June 22nd, which I feel the need to point out since it’s quite possible that the ownership group is unaware of that. Weather.com has the current temperature reading at a balmy 88 degrees! Wowsers… That’s pretty damn warm, wouldn’t you say? Do you know what would be great? If I could take a refreshing dip in that ‘sparkling pool’ you advertise as a primo amenity on literally every apartment rental website known to man.
However, there is one slight issue. There isn’t any water in the pool. On June 22! Currently, there is a giant crater in the back yard with about two inches of last year’s stagnant piss water in the ‘deep end’ near the drain. It was kind for someone to set up all the lounge chairs and align them perfectly around the pool deck. When I saw this, I was struck with a fantastic idea! Pool party! Holla! I decided that I was going to stop complaining, make the most of it and get my sweaty, borderline heat stroke having ass off the couch.
I’ve included some pictures of my attempt at a pool party. I’m sure you’ll concur… It sucked fairly bad. Water appears to be a critical element in the enjoyment of aquatic style parties. I can tell you that the ‘no diving’ signs quite possibly saved my life, though. Always looking for that silver lining! Yep… Miss ‘glass is half full’ right here.
So, in summation, lets recap what we’ve learned here today. It’s freaking June 22nd. The mercury is threatening to hit 90 degrees, and most importantly there’s no god-damned water in the pool so it’s certainly not ‘sparkling’ as you claim. Fix it.
P.S. I’m mad.